We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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