How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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