You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
