I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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