my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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