yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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