Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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