I want to walk on stilts...naked
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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