Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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