you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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