Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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