Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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