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what?
penguin condom
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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