we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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