Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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