dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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