Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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