I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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