my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I party with great urgency now.
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