have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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