i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
This couple is walking their pig around campus
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
So apparently I’m into choking now
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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