It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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