I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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