everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
