if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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