I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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