We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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