Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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