Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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