who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
false alarm, still single
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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