its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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