I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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