Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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