Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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