I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just blew my weed a kiss
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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