i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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