worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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