That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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