Bisexual people are plain selfish.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
A+ Viking dick
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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