whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You dont lie about slip and slides
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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