Where are you?
In a non slutty way
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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