Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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