Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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