You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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