I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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