you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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