I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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