She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
