marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Oh god it's open bar.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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