ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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