This girl is more easily done than said...
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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