Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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